A bit of Fun! - Store Thief!

[cossack]

Originally Posted by Bren39

I wanna prove your theory Andy

Ben, I like your style! I would comment on the tomato itself but I would probably then be accused of being culpable in the invasion of Poland in 1939!

[Bren39]

Originally Posted by cossack

Ben, I like your style! I would comment on the tomato itself but I would probably then be accused of being culpable in the invasion of Poland in 1939!

Classic ( Shame there's not I just pi**ed in my pants smilie )

[Sawstonjohn]

You may find this upsetting...................................

[Staffsyeoman]

Sad to say this tale has been debunked by 'snopes.com' which examines web based tales as a true story which has acquired extra layers in the telling. Some Marines in the US did assist in the apprehension of a shoplifter but there were no altercations or breaking of bones. The Australian SAS version is a myth and simply changes the details. It's a good story, but...

[Bren39]

Originally Posted by Sawstonjohn

You may find this upsetting...................................

I am not sure I like the tone here - is that tomatoe porn or vegtable snuff

[cossack]

Originally Posted by Bren39

Classic ( Shame there's not I just pi**ed in my pants smilie )

or 'I laughed so much my forum badge fell off'

[CftD]

Originally Posted by Staffsyeoman

Sad to say this tale has been debunked by 'snopes.com' which examines web based tales as a true story which has acquired extra layers in the telling. Some Marines in the US did assist in the apprehension of a shoplifter but there were no altercations or breaking of bones. The Australian SAS version is a myth and simply changes the details. It's a good story, but...

So, at the end of the day, it was all a pile of horse manure ? And all those posts too !!!

[Sawstonjohn]

Originally Posted by Bren39

I am not sure I like the tone here - is that tomatoe porn or vegtable snuff

It's a tough world out there.......

[cossack]

Originally Posted by Sawstonjohn

You may find this upsetting...................................

Do I have permission to laugh Sah?

I sense the Monty Python sketch 'how to defend yourself against someone armed with a piece of fruit' making an appearance very soon!

[2747andy]

Ben,
that tomatoe looks like a restrike, can I see the fittings please!

[Unknownsoldier]

Originally Posted by Counsel for the Defence

Do you also love the fact that Georgia executes black youths as young as 14 in the electric chair ? It was lethal injection, until the British company supplying the necessary drugs refused to continue supplying, following lobbying by a UK lawyers group including (you guessed it) me ! Unfortunately, we can't go to the extent of turning off the electricity to the State of Georgia. Hardly a subject for the Forum, is it ?

Oh get a funny bone.

[Sawstonjohn]

Andy

...................now thats being silly!


John

[Sawstonjohn]

The dark side of tomatoes...............



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPQCH1b_LgE

[badger123]

This really must stop now. I object in the strongest terms to the vilification of innocent fruits and vegetables in this way. It is one thing to accuse a tomato of being a copy but to show vile pictures of a mutilated fruit is just a step too far.

I have to tell you I have been running fruit and veg markets for over 80 years and have been a dealer for a further 20 years and I have the upmost respect for this innocent and fine upstanding delight.

Any counter objection to my objection will be met with legal action as I know a bloke who knows another bloke down the pub who had some legal training and says I can sue on a no win no fee basis and I will definitely win.

What next, potatoes being cut into little strips and put into boiling oil until they are dead?

Yours, angrily
Ivan (not a pseudonym)

[Bren39]

Originally Posted by badger123

This really must stop now. I object in the strongest terms to the vilification of innocent fruits and vegetables in this way. It is one thing to accuse a tomato of being a copy but to show vile pictures of a mutilated fruit is just a step too far.

I have to tell you I have been running fruit and veg markets for over 80 years and have been a dealer for a further 20 years and I have the upmost respect for this innocent and fine upstanding delight.

Any counter objection to my objection will be met with legal action as I know a bloke who knows another bloke down the pub who had some legal training and says I can sue on a no win no fee basis and I will definitely win.

What next, potatoes being cut into little strips and put into boiling oil until they are dead?

Yours, angrily
Ivan (not a pseudonym)

You better watch your mouth I have proof that the apple you sold me was not a granny smith

As we are all being so open , my name is Ben the extra r's in my name is the one I talk through