The perils of collecting.

[Fatherofthree]

Man goes into the hospital:
Nurse: What’s the problem Sir?
Man: I seem to have an object stuck in me.
Nurse: How did that happen?
Man: Missile tell you later.
Doctor arrives and when he has been told the story says: "I'm shell shocked, tell me howitzer got there
Man: A very dear friend came to visit me, he supports Arsenal the North London football team, as he walked through the door, He shouted Up The Arse and before he could finish, he dropped down dead.
I wanted to respect his last request to me.

Regards.

Brian

[Marcus H]

Oo-er! Surely, he must of sat on a penetration round

[magpie]

Not a good copy of the clip but must have been something like this https://youtu.be/mbWC6LTjTwI

[NEMO]

Originally Posted by Fatherofthree

Man goes into the hospital:
Nurse: What’s the problem Sir?
Man: I seem to have an object stuck in me.
Nurse: How did that happen?
Man: Missile tell you later.
Doctor arrives and when he has been told the story says: "I'm shell shocked, tell me howitzer got there
Man: A very dear friend came to visit me, he supports Arsenal the North London football team, as he walked through the door, He shouted Up The Arse and before he could finish, he dropped down dead.
I wanted to respect his last request to me.

Regards.

Brian

Just brilliant

[zob]

It must have been a “Bum Round”.