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Andy
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Leave to carry on Sir please. |
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' Praise the lord ! And pass the ammunition ' ( please )
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kind regards, Michael |
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Why did he not grab a pencil and paper and work his problem out, without bothering the local emergency services.
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Steady, steady, a man of your delicate disposition and sensibilities should start off with a .22 leading on to a .303 drill round? Leave the 88 mil anti tank till much, much later??
Your choice mate, but I ain't clearing up the mess when it all goes wrong....... |
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I'll bet he was glad nobody said "Fire"! Sure glad I just collect badges and patches!!!! I do, however, have 3 Napoleonic cannon balls in my collection!!!!!
Terry |
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Imagine he had to call his office: "Sorry running a bit late today. Something came up."
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Slipped and fell, "How come the ammunition was wearing a condom?" Asked the Doctor.....
Tony. 9
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For Christopher night night son. |
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You never know when such unfortunate mishaps may occur . . . That's why I only collect small things - badges and stamps.
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Rectum....nearly flippin' killed 'im...
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I think its a timely warning, I collect old motorcycles and it hadn't occurred to me how dangerous a simple "slip" in the garage could be.
Rob |
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America - A rocket to the moon.
Britian - An anti-tank shell to Uranus ! .
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British Legion/Royal British Legion , Poppy/Remembrance/Commemorative. Poppy and British Legion Wanted |
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UXB (Unexploded Bowels) - a job for The Bumb Squad.
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Keep them coming Guys, this thread is a riot!
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ND
Probably the only time in ya life when you wouldn’t mind having an ND and face the consequences
😂😂😂😂😂 Tony c |
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