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Ben, I like your style! I would comment on the tomato itself but I would probably then be accused of being culpable in the invasion of Poland in 1939!
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Classic ( Shame there's not I just pi**ed in my pants smilie )
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You may find this upsetting...................................
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Sad to say this tale has been debunked by 'snopes.com' which examines web based tales as a true story which has acquired extra layers in the telling. Some Marines in the US did assist in the apprehension of a shoplifter but there were no altercations or breaking of bones. The Australian SAS version is a myth and simply changes the details. It's a good story, but...
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I am not sure I like the tone here - is that tomatoe porn or vegtable snuff
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or 'I laughed so much my forum badge fell off'
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It's a tough world out there.......
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I sense the Monty Python sketch 'how to defend yourself against someone armed with a piece of fruit' making an appearance very soon! |
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Ben,
that tomatoe looks like a restrike, can I see the fittings please! |
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Andy
...................now thats being silly! John |
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This really must stop now. I object in the strongest terms to the vilification of innocent fruits and vegetables in this way. It is one thing to accuse a tomato of being a copy but to show vile pictures of a mutilated fruit is just a step too far.
I have to tell you I have been running fruit and veg markets for over 80 years and have been a dealer for a further 20 years and I have the upmost respect for this innocent and fine upstanding delight. Any counter objection to my objection will be met with legal action as I know a bloke who knows another bloke down the pub who had some legal training and says I can sue on a no win no fee basis and I will definitely win. What next, potatoes being cut into little strips and put into boiling oil until they are dead? Yours, angrily Ivan (not a pseudonym) |
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As we are all being so open , my name is Ben the extra r's in my name is the one I talk through
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